Citizen K is easing back into the fray after the long and enjoyably scandalous Easter weekend.

First order of the day is to commend to you all the latest edition of Private Eye (No. 1234), which boasts one of their best covers to date.

Private Eye cover No. 1234

I hope Lord Gnome will forgive me for reproducing it here, but frankly this sort of satirical genius needs to be disseminated as widely as possible; especially when it so judiciously skewers a police force that is increasingly content to break the law and then lie about it.

Show your appreciation and pick up a copy - it's available at all good newsagents, don't you know. Or even subscribe, it's a measly £28 a year.